Family Quotes

Funny Family Quotes Collection to make you and your family laugh out loud. This page has strict focus on all famous and best funny family quotes which are being collected our team from various resources. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as we have enjoyed collecting them.

• The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. ---SAM LEVENSON

• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ---George Burns

• Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts. ----Wayne H.

• If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion. ---ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

• Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. ---- Chinese Proverb

• I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
  -Anonymous

• Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. ---- Leo Tolstoy

• In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'. ----Margaret Laurence

• I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

• I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. ---BOB HOPE

• Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. ---Benjamin Franklin

• If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” -George Bernard Shaw

• A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. ----Ogden Nash

• Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
  Michael Levine

• My cousin is a gift from God, sent from above to make life worthwhile here below.

• Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in." -Robert Frost

• To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. ---OSCAR WILDE